I made a random metal band name generator
Because what else are we supposed to do while we're here.
http://random-metal.s3-website-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/
Then I found out someone already made one.
https://www.metalbandnamegenerator.com/
Not the tools you use
The drumbeat in "Umbrella" is called Vintage Funk Kit 03 and comes with Garageband.