So as a sign up bonus we’ve given every new client 1 bitcoin, just as a little perk to get them excited about our products.
Wait…you gave every one of our new customers 1 bitcoin?!
Yeah, that’s what you suggested, you said “why not offer some bitcoin to get them on board?”
But one bitcoin is worth $70,000!!
One bitcoin is worth $70,000!? This funny money is worth seventy thousand dollars?! This monopoly money that you can only buy drugs with—
And a Tesla.
A Tesla? Really? $70,000?!